Editing Dancing at the просвіта

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Слова: Ron Cahute & Ihor Baczynskyj
На основі: "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiXuzPliujI Yes, My Darling Daughter]" - The Andrews Sisters
Мелодія: "[[Ой, не ходи Грицю]]" - народна
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<spiv>
Мама, may I go out dancing
Down at the просвіта?
Maybe I can try romancing
Down at the просвіта

There's this Ukie guy hiding
In the crawl space underneath the kitchen
Maybe we can get together
Down at the просвіта

?????? Варвара, don't be crazy
Down at the просвіта
I know that he is very crazy????
Down at the просвіта

He fell into the шкварки
And he burned his face beyond recognition
He wears капуста on his морда
Down at the просвіта

Don't be worried, I'll be fine, yeah
Down at the просвіта
Cabbage-face will soon be mine, yeah
Down at the просвіта

I'm not scared of him, mama-darling
Or his face all burned with шкварки
So, as long as he's Ukrainian
Down at the просвіта

So Варвара takes a streetcar
Down to the просвіта
Her old boyfriend wrecked her knee-car????
Down at the просвіта

They had a fight last Saturday
Because he got there, він був п'яний
So she left in him in the cloakroom
Down at the просвіта

Here I am, but he's not here now,
Down at the просвіта
I go downstairs
???????????????????????? (14:53 - song corrupted) now
Down at the просвіта

In the crawl space
That is where I'll find him
Then we'll dance the kolomeyka
Then I'll have a brand-new boyfriend
Down at the просвіта

Hey! Where the heck is that
Капуста-face Оферма anyways?
I better look behind the furnace
Hmm - wait a second - I smell біґус!
Oh, that must be him
Оферма, hey! ?????? Hey!
Най тебе качка копне! ????
Ходи сюди!
Hey, stop that!
Oh, oh, okay
Yeah, I love you
Yeah, yeah
Mommy loves you
Daddy loves you
Oh ????????
Oh boy
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== Виконання ==
* Оферма = pol. [https://pl.wiktionary.org/wiki/oferma oferma] = clumsy person
== Виконання ==
* [https://youtu.be/RpUQoaPCWDA?si=sNe4rBuuKnw4CJSI&t=718 Phantom of the Prosvita (11:58 - 16:01)]