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Слова: Ron Cahute & Ihor Baczynskyj | Слова: Ron Cahute & Ihor Baczynskyj | ||
Мелодія: | Мелодія: ? | ||
</credits> | </credits> | ||
<spiv> | <spiv> | ||
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And it was a lovely wedding | And it was a lovely wedding | ||
Everyone there wore green | |||
In honor of Stan's капуста affliction | In honor of Stan's капуста affliction | ||
Except Варвара | Except Варвара | ||
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The women from the kitchen | The women from the kitchen | ||
Cooked all the food | Cooked all the food except for шкварки | ||
You see it seems Stan has developed | You see it seems Stan has developed | ||
A very serious case of шкварко-phobia | A very serious case of шкварко-phobia | ||
Which was really too bad because | Which was really too bad because голубці at wedding tasted like grass | ||
Otherwise food was pretty good | Otherwise food was pretty good | ||
All tasteless, but it was alright | All tasteless, but it was alright | ||
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Twenty-five cents at the door | Twenty-five cents at the door | ||
?????-анни was after dinner | |||
Everybody stood in line for piece of wedding cake | Everybody stood in line for piece of wedding cake and picture of bride and groom | ||
Then they drank toast to happy couple with самогонка | Then they drank toast to happy couple with самогонка | ||
A very special vintage, I might add, made just for the wedding | A very special vintage, I might add, made just for the wedding | ||
Seems they used fresh water and | Seems they used fresh water and washed the pot | ||
Wedding gifts were mostly cash | Wedding gifts were mostly cash | ||
Except from non-Ukrainians | Except from non-Ukrainians | ||
From them they | From them they electric can opener | ||
??????? those?? Ukrainian mugs with "Варвара" and "Stan" on them | ??????? those?? Ukrainian mugs with "Варвара" and "Stan" on them | ||
Couple of queen bed sheets | Couple of queen bed sheets | ||
Some kind of bow | Some kind of bow??? that to this day nobody knows what the hell it's for | ||
And a set of six shot glasses that say "Bob's Texaco" | And a set of six shot glasses that say "Bob's Texaco" | ||
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Got loaded | Got loaded | ||
And about eleven-thirty | And about eleven-thirty | ||
Fights started | |||
After wedding was over | After wedding was over | ||
It was that special time for the wedding night | It was that special time for the wedding night | ||
Bride and groom escaped in Stan's new car | Bride and groom escaped in Stan's new car to local rooming house | ||
For constipation of their marriage | For constipation of their marriage | ||
Everybody came from wedding | Everybody came from wedding to join in festivities or whatever | ||
Next day was поправання | Next day was поправання | ||
Everybody, of course except non-Ukrainians, | Everybody, of course except non-Ukrainians, showed up for free party | ||
Then played same eight songs | Then played same eight songs | ||
And it's been | And it's been thirty-eight years since wedding | ||
And according to свекруха | And according to свекруха | ||
Stan is still Оферма | Stan is still Оферма | ||
At least they both have | At least they both have exact same opinion | ||
They both think the other one's a pain in the ass | They both think the other one's a pain in the ass | ||
And should move out of the house | And should move out of the house | ||
But now for finale, | But now for finale, Stan is going to sing following song | ||
Stan is going to sing following song | |||
Let her go Stan! | Let her go Stan! | ||
I've got a wife at home (2) | |||
I've got a wife and свекруха in my life | |||
And I wish she would leave me alone | |||
When I hear: | |||
</spiv> | </spiv> | ||
== Словник == | == Словник == | ||
* constipation = a joke "mistake" instead of "consummation" | * constipation = a joke "mistake" instead of "consummation" | ||
== Виконання == | == Виконання == | ||
* [https://youtu.be/RpUQoaPCWDA?si=6A6Qk3iPAx52uZWi&t=961 Phantom of the Prosvita (16:01 - 18:15)] | * [https://youtu.be/RpUQoaPCWDA?si=6A6Qk3iPAx52uZWi&t=961 Phantom of the Prosvita (16:01 - 18:15)] | ||