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<credit> Слова: Ron Cahute & Ihor Baczynskyj Мелодія: ? </credits>

It was a Saturday night

At the просвіта, she was cooking

And all the guys who knew her

They all said she was good looking

He figured he would go down

And look her over just to see

And so he borrowed a suit

And then he went downtown

To see if she was free

He walked into the hall

And he went straight for the bar

He had a couple of drinks

And then he saw her from afar

She was a vision of white

With вишиття around the brim

How could he ever have known

What was about to happen

When she looked at him?

So he just walked across the hall

And it was really kind of dark there

And as he walked into the kitchen

She was standing by the шкварки

His heart was jumping for joy

He could not wait and so he ran

But then he slipped on the floor

And landed on his face

Right in the frying pan

His face it started to fry

Just like the шкварки in the pan

The ladies started to scream

They thought he was a dying man

This one old баба she said:

Get a leaf of cabbage from the pot

She stuck it on his морда

And that's why you see

This cabbage-face he's got

Капуста!

For your корова, so the баба's say

Just like часник it helps you every day

For this prescription, you don't have to pay

Капуста!

His face is ruined for the rest of his life

How will Варвара ever be his wife?

So to the ????????????? he must go

Виконання

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 It was a Saturday night